Parker (my very intelligent child) was taking a shower the other night. He was taking a while so I went in and told him to hurry it up. I asked him if he had washed his body and he said he had with that (pointing to the shower floor). So I looked at that and it appeared to be my bottle of conditioner. I said "you washed it with that?" He said "yeah the conditioner". So I informed him that conditioner was to make your hair soft not your body clean. As I walked away I thought, I wonder how long he has used conditioner to clean his body. As I was thinking this, he called out to me, "Wait! Does that mean that the shampoo you bought me "with conditioner" isn't soap either?" "Yeah, that's what it means Parker. How long have you washed your body with conditioner?" I asked. Ever since you got me the "new" shampoo. So my child might stink, but at least he will be silky smooth!
